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Salma Hayek’s Big Fat Mom Tits Tour of the Day
Salma Hayek’s tis are on tour. I guess they are promotion a movie but I like to think they are just promoting her. They make me forget that she’s old and a mom now…and remember the things I used to do...
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Salma Hayek’s Amazing Cleavage of the Day
Salma Hayek may be older, thicker and a mom, but she’s still Salma Hayek and she’s doing pretty fucking good in these pictures. I was one of the many dudes who thought her Mexican face wasn’t hairy...
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Salma Hayek Big Cleavage of the Day
I know Salma Hayek is not the same Salma Hayek she once was, but as a Mexican I see it as my job to promote all good things Mexican and no matter how old her tits are, they are pretty much the best...
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Salma Hayek in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day
Salma Hayek is a fucking tank. I guess that’s no real surprise cuz like all girls who had big tits in thier 20s, when they turn 30 the rest of them slowly follows their titty’s lead and by 40 turns...
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Salma Hayek Covers Up for Water Safety of the Day
I like the kind of women who aren’t 40 year old mothers with full lookin’ bodies to match their massively full lookin tits…who are eager to show off their tits that made them famous…cuz they are...
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Salma Hayek Getting Hot and Heavy on Set of the Day
Literally…. Get it…cuz she looks all thick and shit… I’m so good at this Blogging shit… Ps…I’m drunk. Hi Mom…Why did you die on me?! I’m not talking to your Salma Hayek…you are a Mexican mother…just...
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Salma Hayek Puss and Boobs of the Day
I wonder how many people made the Puss & Boobs joke when posting pictures of Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas at some movie premiere. I’m thinking at least one. So a spic and a spaniard walk in a...
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Salma Hayek Old Lady Street Walker of the Day
Here are some pictures of Salma Hayek looking like a streetwalker, cuz I like streetwalkers enough to pretend every girl on the street near a car is a streetwalker and treating them accordingly, it’s...
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Salma Hayek’s Grocery Shopping Ass of the Day
There’s nothing quit like watching a mom ass in a pair of period friendly shorts cuz she’s likely menopausal and the only discharge she risks leaking out of her box will get tapped in her incontinence...
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Salma Hayek Lays Gold Eggs of the Day
I don’t think this is actually Salma Hayek laying golden eggs, from what I’d imagine, she’s likely menopausal….and well past her child bearing years…..so maybe this is just her shitting gold…you know...
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Salma Hayek’s Big Titties Busting Out of the Day
You know Old Mexican Whore Tits always remind me of my mother. God rest her soul. Like Salma Hayek, she too was a busty Mexican whore, only instead of fucking movie producers, she was fucking asshole...
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Salma Hayek Big Cleavage in May’s Lucky Magazine of the Day
National Cleavage Day is over, I guess this Mexican, like all Mexicans didn’t get the fucking memo, cuz they were too busy changing sheets in hotel rooms and working in kitchens or gardens for you...
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Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara’s Big Latin Tits for Burger King of the Day
A couple of weeks ago Burger King got in trouble for putting a black chick in an ad about fried chicken…something that based on the black people I know…seemed pretty culturally relevant….but no one...
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Staring Up Salma Hayek’s Nose of the Day
My new fetish is looking up the noses of old, tired, weather, Mexican actresses who made it in Hollywood…especially when her nostrils and tryng to see up them is is all that’s is going on in the...
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Salma Hayek for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day
Salma Hayek may be Mexican, and thus a second rate citizen stealing your jobs….and she may be old, and those have no business being considered sexy, but she’s sure got some great fucking tits, that...
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Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day
Salma Hayek was on set yesterday and everyone got excited because her old mexican tit was hanging out of her shirt…all big and round like you’d expect from a Mexican who only exists because of her big...
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Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day
Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in...
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Salma Hayek Helps Haiti of the Day
Salma Hayek went to some event the help Haiti…by what I assume was offering her milk filled breasts, that she still keeps milk filled…thanks to a breast pump she’s got at home…thanks to her husbands...
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Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day
Salma Hayek posted a bikini pic to her social media – because she’s a exhibitionist who objectified herself and used her tits to get a career, celebrity, fame, money, everything she ever wanted…. But...
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Salma Hayek Old Mexican Redhead in a Fat Ass Tight Dress of the Day
Salma Hayek may be old, but she is a set of tits that defined a country for a long time, a country that my whore mother was born in and prostituted herself in, until dying premature, but only after...
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